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Flux of Humor

by Doc Otis

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1.
As we walked through the valley of the shadow of death Saw the most badass performance that we've ever seen yet A lil’ ol’ man with a stage and a curtain blood red Brandishing marionettes of the recently dead He called out to us as we were standing in line While we waited to be judged unto the end of time Why don't you boys come over here and sit down for a spell Might as well take in my show before you're banished to hell - Sit down The lil’ ol’ man told us a story with his marionettes About the devil's secret vault containing his magical chest In the chest lay an arrow it's the one and only thing Used to slay the Devil so throw your hat in the ring Descending into hell we concocted a plan Break into Satan's vault then run as fast as we can Dead fingers clutched tightly to the magical chest As we whisk it off be unlocked to use on our quest Hunting down the devil through the bowels of hell Snuck right up behind ‘im with the arrow impaled But the Devil didn't die he just laughed at his own ruse His power had increased tenfold pure evil infused The lil’ ol’ man with the stage and the curtain blood red Was actually beelzebub overlord of the dead His power’s grown beyond that which hell can even hold We brought about the apocalypse foretold As they walked through the valley of the shadow of death They saw the most badass performance that they've ever seen yet A lil’ ol’ man with a stage and a curtain blood red Brandishing marionettes of the recently dead He called out to them as they were standing in line While they waited to be judged unto the end of time Why don't you folks come over here and sit down for a spell Might as well take in my show before you're banished to hell - Sit down
2.
Walking down the ramp in the dead of night As the fire grew dim a flock of birds took flight What do we hear rustling in the swamp pits Alligator alligator gator stomp chomp There was tattered rotted clothing mismatched shoes An empty camp of people who had nothin’ to lose Golden Isles such a sad misnomer Alligator alligator gator stomp chomp Gravitational forces show their strength The dilapidated ramp now stands at half its length But there’s something more disturbing that I’d almost forgotten Alligator alligator gator stomp chomp Brackish water seeps into our bones Reaching desperately for help but we’re all alone Or did you happen to forget that we’re in a swamp pit Alligator alligator gator stomp chomp
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The Festival 02:14
4.
Windin’ down the back roads in the ol' jalopy Hunger set in many days spent on the road Screamin' 'round a corner sent the gravel justa flyin' There the opossum stood in the middle of the road Singin' oom bah that's some mighty fine eatin' Oom bah justa standin' in the road Dinner‘s never been so easy Mash the pedal down on Opossum Holler Road The opossum saw us comin' a streak across the gravel Launched himself right up into a tall persimmon tree Decided he was hungry began to eat persimmons Persimmon flavored opossum sounded mighty good to me Singin' oom bah that's some mighty fine eatin' Oom bah justa hangin' from a tree Dinner’s never been so easy Persimmon flavored opossum justa lookin' down at me A few shakes later he tumbled right down into A pot of boiling water we had waiting on the ground Stuffed our guts with the manna from the heavens Which turned out to be tender as a mother's love Singin' oom bah that's some mighty fine eatin' Oom bah justa hangin' standin’ in the road Dinner’s never been so easy Persimmon flavored opossum tasted mighty good to me
5.
Rollin’ through Angola like a holy roller man that dig‘s outa site I’m in this for the crazy pretty honey baby And the moon’s shining full tonight Just waiting for the exodus waiting for the rest of us These cats have all got to smile Clouds rolling in to shade the shady den the crowd’s gonna gnash and pile We’re just animals (just animals) Drunken handfuls (drunken handfuls) We’ll white wash these walls we’ll paint them red We’ll rendezvous (rendezvous) like clowns at carnival And pray we will survive the rest of this Oh, witches laughing gilded streets New Orleans you sharpen your teeth Moving east to Savannah avoiding Alabama lay waste to the road in our path From the swamp to the sea can’t wait to leave but you know we’ll be coming on back We’ll burn down your cities break down your levees folks gonna rue the day We lay shade on your city jail bound and ready To watch these streets burn away We’re just animals (just animals) Drunken handfuls (drunken handfuls) We’ll white wash these walls we’ll paint them red We’ll rendezvous (rendezvous) like clowns at carnival And pray we will survive the rest of this Oh, witches laughing gilded streets New Orleans you sharpen your teeth
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Lil' Whiskey 02:28
Pedal down on 95 through the sunny ocean air Destination southern Georgia lots of music to play there But, we hadn't made it out of Florida when a stone dropped my ass Writhing on the hot black asphalt waiting for the pain to pass And I said whoa oh - whoa oh - whoa oh All we need is a little whiskey Whoa oh - whoa oh - whoa oh All we need is a little whiskey Movin’ on to Southern Georgia via the 303 Just lookin’ for a place to rest our weary heads and have some tea Then we came upon a side road which turned out to be a ramp Which then dove right down in the murky water right next to our camp And I said whoa oh - whoa oh - whoa oh All we need is a little whiskey Whoa oh - whoa oh - whoa oh All we need is a little whiskey The sun was getting lower like our water food and gas So we stopped into a place to top off, piss and grab some snacks But unbeknownst to us their faucet poured out Satan swill Which had been piped straight up from the bowels of hell a tiny drop could kill And I said whoa oh - whoa oh - whoa oh All we need is a little whiskey Whoa oh - whoa oh - whoa oh All we need is a little whiskey
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They came here to infect you One false move and they're sure to suspect you Tip toe all around their subject But twenty minutes later they're still thinking of it They want you to take them up on their thirst to devour The souls of the shattered and innocent With their insatiable lust for corruption and power Drop the mortar flame the fuse Then run like hell they're after you But you've got masks and pyrotechnics To confuse the boys in blue one more time They want you to take them up on their thirst to devour The souls of the shattered and innocent With their insatiable lust for corruption and power

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released September 22, 2018

Recorded by Digital Dog Productions, SIU Carbondale
Recording & Mix Engineer: John-Michael Veach
Mixing & Mastering: SB Studios-Shadrick Beechem
Sax/Vox: S Ferguson | Guitar/Vox: J Miller | Drums/Vox: T Edwards
CD / Disc Packaging Layout & Design: Shane Ferguson
℗ © 2018 Doc Otis / Apothecarium Records (ASCAP)

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Doc Otis is a junkyard jalopy jazz, steamboat swing-slathered sax guitar (sometimes percussion) which has been distilled in the lead-laden foothills of the Missouri Ozarks & deep fat fried in a vat of the Big Easy.

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